Awbry....being funny

1. Toon Name: Awbry

2. Class/Race: Paladin/Blood Elf, would have been a tauren but evidently the “Light” hates hippies as much as I do.

3. Profession(s): Hebraism (yes I pick flowers get over it) /Jewel crafting ( O.O sparkly!)

4. Talent Spec (List as Primary/Secondary, or indicate if you do not have Dual Spec yet):
Ret (I r hit things and full of righteous anger)
Prot (I r let things hit me?)

5. List the last three guilds you were in and the reasons for leaving:
“Ninja” – left because being a part of it did not actually turn me into a ninja.
“Phat Lewts” – left because there were no lewts nor were they Phat.
“I r Kitty” – left because they said that there would be girls there….there were no girls.

6. Time Zone:
Beer’thirty

7. Equipment Quality:
I have the bunny ears from the noble garden event.

8. Unbuffed Frost Resistance:
0, but I do have a blanket. Will that help?

9. Previous Raiding Experiences (Vanilla WoW - Wrath):
I have many years of experience raiding many molten cores.
I have blackened many wings.
I read the Iliad once.
My great, great, great grandfather was a Viking.

10. Can you attend raids on these days?
Tuesday: yes
Wednesday: yes
Thursday: yes
Friday: no that’s when I take my hot girlfriend out…….ok fine…….that’s a lie....we go out on Saturday…..no really I have a hot girlfriend…….she lives in Canada…..no I can’t post a picture of her…..why? cus she only sends me nude pictures and she’s under 18 and it would be child porn…..yes I can be on.
Sunday: I’m way too hungover from all the wild parties and drugs I take to raid on Sunday…..no seriously….I have tons of friends and we always go to bars. Fuck…..fine I can be on then too. I am serious about the hung-over thing though.


11. How much time do you spend in game when not raiding?:
Pretty much all day, except when masturbating, and even sometimes while masturbating, ….oh and I sometimes have to sleep. Still working on the Mt. Dew Game Fuel IV drip. Last couple attempts did not go as well as I hoped.

12. What alts do you have? List them all.
Sometimes I like to pretend that I’m a bunny.

13. Is your significant other a Bitch/Asshole that doesn't like you "wasting your life in front of a keyboard playing a stupid game"?
My girlfriend usually wants me to sex her up before she goes to bed. It’s ok though cus she can always just give me a blowjob while I play.

14. Why are you looking for a new guild and why do you think <TFO> is for you?
Munchette said she would kill me if I didn’t.

Personal Information
1. Age: 22

2. Gender: Male

Personality Index
1. How often (if ever) are you drunk/stoned while playing WoW? While raiding?
If I’m awake, I’m drunk. Other things I like to do while drunk are making prank phone calls, calligraphy, and masturbating.

2. Someone tells you to shut the fuck up during a raid. What is your reaction?
I find out where they live and blow up their mailbox. Depending upon my mood I might kill their cat. Don’t think I can’t find out where you live.

3. Have you ever cried or felt like crying about something that happened in game?
Well this one time this girl Munchette said she would say something nice about me if I helped her do her dailies….but then she didn’t. I cried for three days straight and then this other girl Shanetta made fun of me. Worst. Day. Of. My. Life. Ever.

4. How does this picture make you feel:
Warm and fuzzy?

Awbry wrote:“Ninja” – left because being a part of it did not actually turn me into a ninja.

Loving you.

Awbry wrote:My great, great, great grandfather was a Viking.

Fucking lucky.

Awbry wrote:I am serious about the hung-over thing though.

nothing to say but that cracked me up!!!

Awbry wrote:13. Is your significant other a Bitch/Asshole that doesn't like you "wasting your life in front of a keyboard playing a stupid game"?
My girlfriend usually wants me to sex her up before she goes to bed. It’s ok though cus she can always just give me a blowjob while I play.

lol'ed irl.

Awbry wrote:14. Why are you looking for a new guild and why do you think <TFO> is for you?
Munchette said she would kill me if I didn’t.

truf

Awbry wrote:1. How often (if ever) are you drunk/stoned while playing WoW? While raiding?
If I’m awake, I’m drunk. Other things I like to do while drunk are making prank phone calls, calligraphy, and masturbating.

When did this turn into Munchette's ap instead of Awbry's?



Awb I love you forever and ever come smoke up with me.

When are you going to start playing again?

-Awbry

I don't know!